Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Randomize
