Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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