I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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