I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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