So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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