I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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