New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
