Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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