I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Randomize
