he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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