One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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