I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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