brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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