i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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