Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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