On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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