My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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