I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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