Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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