His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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