When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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