Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I am available for nakedness
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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