They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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