I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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