I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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