will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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