This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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