I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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