did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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