Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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