The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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