Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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