Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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