i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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