she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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