I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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