dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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