check it out our google latitudes are spooning
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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