my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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