Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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