4 words: hood of his car
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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