Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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