Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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