don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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