would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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