I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
The dick lei will go down in squad history
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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