i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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