He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Randomize
