porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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