i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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