I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Randomize
