She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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