Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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