I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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