I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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