Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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